Yesyes, I'm back in Denmark, and after reflecting upon our voyage into the great unknown I think it's fitting to do a top 10 of good and bad things about out trip and the country. That way we'll also broaden our reader-base to include the MTV-segment, a group of people I felt we've left behind in our blog so far.
SUCKS
10: The weather. Condering how few things actually sucked about the trip, I have to be nitpicky with the first few points. Generally speaking the weather was not bad, but rain and overcasts are never welcome guests at any trip involving out-door activities. Minor flaw, but a flaw nonetheless.
9: Airport security. Turkey gains extra minus points for actually scanning you and your backs twice, once at the entrance and once before boarding. Who knows what kind of bombs I could've picked up inside the airport. Silly.
8: Lack of time adjustment in Van. When the sun sets at 6.30 AM and goes down at 4.30 PM in Van, perhaps Ankara should get off the moral high ground and issue at least another timezone for the very eastern part of Turkey?
7: Barbed wire. Barbed wire is bad. It's especially bad when placed at heights at which one might scratch his head. Barbed wire = bad thing.(To those implying that only idiots miss barbed wire before running into it, bear in mind that even heroes need a break)
6: Getting up at 7 in the morning. Yawn, literally speaking. Getting up before 8 involuntarily is a crime against humanity. I don't care if Jesus is showing himself to us, let me sleep damn it!
5: Turkish TV. Man, I watched 2 hours of this in total and I had had enough. All Turkish, all bad shows, all poorly produced, and when an English show comes on, it's dubbed. This makes Hans a sad panda.
4: 'Special price for you, my friend'. This doesn't work when you yell it at everyone who passes by your stand, my Bazaar friend. Restaurant owners need to stop persuading strangers to enter their place and extra minus points are again earned by the guy who told Niels he would screw his mum if he didn't buy his perfume. Not cool, Turkey, not cool.
3: Nationalism. Turks, your country is not heaven on earth, so knock this self-adoration the fuck off. Please. You have minorities, so start accepting that they do exist. You have huge socio-economic disparities, work on those. Allow your women to wear scarfs, stop banning parties and redistribute the cash flow from the military to places where it's more urgently needed. Until those issues are addressed, you're just the guy bragging about getting a D- in Nationbuilding.
2: Atatürks personality cult. Knock it off. Mindlessly adoring a guy is so 1930s Europe and reeks of dictatorships, oppression and unification. Is Atatürk a good man? Compared to the other leaders of certain countries at his time, he's not bad. Does that mean we should hang a picture of him in every class-room around the country. No.
1: Lack of English-speakers. Wow. I was taken aback by how poorly the Turks speak English. You wanna join the world economy? Acquiring a basic English vocabulary would be the first step towards such a goal. English: learn it, love it.
OR
1: Alcohol prices. A beer should not cost 2,5 liras when I can get 2,5 ltrs of Coca-Cola for 1.5 lira. We are danes, we crave alcohol, so lower those prices.
ROCKS
10: The speakers. An overwhelmingly positive experience, except for one or two of them. Props to Martin, Sammi and Garba for putting such an awesome program together.
9: Beer. Yes, there is beer in Turkey. It's expensive, not very good, but it's beer nonetheless. Props for that.
8: The open mindedness of most Turks. Turks love to talk about nearly everything, and striking up a conversation with a complete stranger is very easy. I wish Denmark could acquire a bit of the Turkish mindset in this area, it makes the everyday so much nicer.
7: The history. Coming from a country whose history is comparable to Titanic in terms of excitement (yes, that's negative) Turkey really has something to brag about. Ottoman empire, Roman empire, Seljuks, Atatürk and tons of other things make Turkish museums genuinely interesting. 'This rock christened the danes'. Thumbs down. 'This church was build 400 years before Denmark was christened and still has the 4th largest dome in the world'. Thumbs up.
6: Taksim. Undoubtedly the coolest part of Istanbul, Taksim is most cities nightlife times a 1000. So large, so great and so awesome. A nice vibe over arches the area, meaning that everyone is friendly (violence is neigh zero) and the place is too cool to describe with words.
5: Topkapi Palace. Partly belongs in the history section (#7) but Topkapi deserves its own spot. I wrote about it another blog, but the gist of it is that it's huge, pretty and has a pretty effing awesome treasury. Must see!
4: Van. Van was nice, because it showed us a different side of Turkey, much unlike the buzzing metropolis of Istanbul. Much poorer, but also with its own charm, Van showed me a side of Turkey I wouldn't have wanted to be wihtout.
3: Prices. A döner for 6kr? Thank you. 2,5lrts of coke for 5,50 kr? This way please. 150g of saffron for 35kr? Yesyesyes. The prices of Turkey appealed very much to me. I went to Turkey as a poor boy, but it was still possible to have fun, eat well and go partying with going broke.
2: Sammi, Garba and Martin. I don't think I can stress enough how well planned, thought out and mixed this trip was: good speakers, nice places to see and stunning nature at the Van lake - the trip had something for everyone. I know it's not easy to satisfy 25 people aged 18-34, but you did a grand job. Big ups!
1: The students. Nothing is more important to a trip than the people you travel with, and the diverse group of Krogerup didn't disappoint. Even sickness, snoring at night and early mornings couldn't kill the group spirit, and I must say that Turkey wouldn't have been the same without you. Thanks!
- Hans